My newest philosophy is: get junk, touch it, take a picture of it, and get it the fuck out of your house! As soon as you start to get attached to something A&E will be knocking on your door asking you to be on the new season of Hoarders.
I got this girls 1963 Columbia cruiser last night and I don't want to own it for more than a week. It's big and I don't need it so let's get it sold. Come and get it! [The dinner bell rings and the big gals come charging]